Friday, October 13, 2006

Things I Wish I'd Said ... or written

My friend Waldo sent me these. I don't know who said them, but I wish it had been me.

I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seatfolded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
My next house will have no kitchen
just vending machines and a large trash can.
Because it might as well be true. Ever since the kids moved away, we eat like teenagers most of the time. I don't know how to cook for only two or three. I won't eat leftovers. Nothing left but to eat out or order in.
"A husband is someone who,
after taking the trash out,
gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. "
Because it's true. Pap had surgery on his foot yesterday. He was sent home with strict instructions to SIT or LAY until Monday. He was told to put NO PRESSURE on his foot. This is the man who hasn't picked up so much as his own socks for 10 years, and yet, after these instructions and surgery... he decided to wash the dishes. Martyr is spelled P A P A B E A R.

10 comments:

Janvangogh said...

I like the vending machine idea -- a no cost one!

Thanks for stopping by my blog.

Jackie's Garden said...

Kat, you made me laugh so hard...
that second one could have been written about MY husband! If I'm gone and T throws a load of wash in or washes any dishes...when I get home I hear things like, "wasn't it wonderful that someone did the ____?" and on and on. Now, mind you, I do these things every day, and NO ONE mentions anything about it. LOL

Kat Campbell said...

Ain't it the truth Jackie! Men are such babies.

Catch said...

HAHA..CUTE POST! HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

Stacy said...

Oh, how true...but I am admittedly willing to put up with a bit of martyrdom if it means the man washes the dishes. ;)

Kat Campbell said...

Thanks catch, you too!

Stacy - I guess I should count my blessings!

sandy said...

I love those quotes, especially the cinema one :) I have a dishwasher too, non electrical ~ my hubby. I cook, he washes. Bless him. :p

Kat Campbell said...

Stacy, you are lucky! Mine cooks and I'm supposed to wash. I'd rather eat out.

Guyana-Gyal said...

Oh Lor' Kat, what is it about people when they're ill, or after surgery, they suuuudenly decide they must be busy? Martyrs, yes lol.

Kat Campbell said...

Makes me totally crazy GG.