Monday, September 25, 2006

Some Funny Things for Monday

Dr. John posted today on the value of laughter. Since he's a wise man, and I agree totally, I found some funny stuff to share today. This joke was sent to me by my friend Waldo Schmidlapt, and then again by Library Lo, so it's GOT to be funny.


A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her (as all men will). Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. Then he replied,"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment,then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully said....

"Clean my house."
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While I was surfing around yesterday, killing time while a book was printing, I found this new blog that just cracked me up: http://smhootnnanny.blogspot.com/

9 comments:

FRIDAY'S CHILD said...

Ha! Good for him. Conceited.
Thanks for passing by.

Sunflower Optimism said...

Had heard this one already. . .so I started laughing right off the bat! I can hear a joke 20 times and still laugh my head off the 20th time. Silly me! Love those zebras :-)

Kat Campbell said...

I'm the same way sunflower! We must both be goofy.

Nice of you to drop by Friday!

Dr.John said...

That was funny but I tried it on my wife and she said "where can I find this guy?"

Kat Campbell said...

LOL Dr. John, Betty would have to fight me for him if he was real.

Ordinary Janet said...

Interesting site, that hootnanny! Thanks for the link.

DaveM said...

Zebras are great. Kat, your comment on my blog is gob pile the same as our slag heap?

Kat Campbell said...

Yes Dave, I believe they are the same.

Guyana-Gyal said...

tee hee hee. I believe laughter is a great cure for lots of woes, I have a cold and have been trying to read funny stuff, the jokes in Readers' Digest, comics etc.